One would think the oldest profession known to mankind would be on a steady decline but it is only getting slicker with time. The avenues just keep improving and both parties keep adding to their bag of tricks. Anonymity is now key and technology has allowed that. We have all slowly come to accept that online prostitution is a choice albeit a hard and bad one but a choice nevertheless.
Instagram profiles of stunning women with an email booking in their bio, fancy vacation pictures, advertising flat tummy tea and showing off stunning abs keep popping up in your feed daily. Have you never asked yourself why a model would randomly place her personal email and not that of her agency, what exactly are we booking for? As a girl (especially one with a gorgeous natural body) your heart dips a little wondering where you went wrong that fate does not even see fit to throw you a short trip to Dubai. As a guy, you wonder why your girlfriend is a plain Jane and whether she will ever match up to these eye-catching women looking stunning in teeny weenie bikinis on private yachts.
That all that glitters is not gold age old adage is not as useless as you think. In order to maintain a public image of possessing the finer things in life, these girls have to consent to the most ridiculous but often horrific fetishes that any idle mind can jokingly comes up with. From being asked to be painted green and spanked like a disobedient avocado to basic rim jobs to eproctophilia (farting fetishes) to the horrors of coprophilia (someone defecating on the other’s chest), this is the way money for fancy clothes and a new car every year is made.
The process is rather simple actually that is if you have an open mind. These women set up their social media in such a seductive way that potential clients are lured. Wealthy men who cannot achieve their fantasies send a direct message to these girls but refuse to take it to any other forum. It often starts with a seemingly innocent “You are beautiful, how much would lunch on me cost?”
These men require that you maintain the utmost discretion because they have reputations to maintain. They are point-blank about their desires and agree on the conditions in the DM before moving to have a phone conversation. In order to earn your 20,000USD, you must learn to add incentives. The girls often agree to anything often offering to bring a friend along. I mean, it cannot be that bad; a free trip and 10,000USD and all you have to do is close your eyes and fake for a few minutes/hours/overnight and maybe sometimes reenact 50 shades of Grey. It is your job after all. It is up to the girl to decide whether the wealthy man is not a murderer or human trafficker before the man’s assistant uses her travel details to book her tickets.
Now no one is saying we want to choose how you make your money. We are all struggling to see a day when bills do not give us chest pains. To be honest, we are probably jealous anyway and would kill to have the perks that come with earning such incredulous amounts of money. Sadly more often than not the joke is on these models. Often these men are simply idlers out to expose poor girls who no matter how you look at it are actually trying to earn a living and no it is not as enjoyable as it looks. Under all that carefully applied eyeliner, fake eyelashes and smoky eye shadow, you can often see the emptiness in those eyes.
Yes yes, we know the world is a tough place, one cannot afford to be nice or sweet because the world will swallow you whole and vomit you in unrecognizable pieces. Be thankful for the smaller things in life such as; your girl’s DM is dry because she annoyingly posts you everywhere, your sexually inexperienced boyfriend thinks your sex game is A+ just because you used ice that one time, your girl is cellulite blessed so she is rather scared of being in a bikini and your man is too shy to start asking girls if he can watch them and a dog indulge in intercourse.
Oh and dear Instagram ‘models’, we shall continue to put heart ❣️❤️❣️❣️emojis under your pictures, comment wow wow wow, take screenshots of your outfits and even copy them. We might even have a war of words with “haters” when you post about it being your life and only yours but you are not fooling anyone.